Monsieur Eggslisir

Il Revient!!

2012-02-16T12:39:00.000-05:00

He's back! Monsieur is poisoned with love and living the life but love isn't stopping him from doing damage. He's still after those that try to eat him for breakfast and one poor fellow went down the alley way. He can't let his guard down because business is business and so many people are in his way that everyday is restless. Beware of Monsieur, he's back!

Mon Amour partie deux

2012-01-09T14:09:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year! Monsieur is feeling all warm and fuzzy these days because he is still very much in love with the girl that he met at the cafe. Except this time, he was brave enough to go up to her and finally he started a conversation. As awkward as he is, everything went very smoothly because the girl seemed to show interest in Monsieur. Can this be love at first sight? Are they meant to be? We'll find out! C'est la vie!

Merry Christmas!

2011-12-24T19:41:00.001-05:00

Happy Holidays everybody! I hope all your wishes come true and let's make 2012 a better year!

Bonjour from Monsieur : ) Warm hugs and kisses xoxo!

Je suis amoureux

2011-11-14T11:19:00.002-05:00

Ever since Monsieur encountered that beautiful creature from the café, he couldn't stop thinking about her. The world now evolved around him with this girl that he didn't even know. While the police was still looking for more evidence, Monsieur took this opportunity to really dream about this girl and he came to a conclusion that he was in love. In Love! Monsieur the cereal killer is now becoming aware of his feelings. How long has it been since the last time he really cared about someone and daydreamed about someone? But this didn't stop him from doing damage. He still went after for those that tried to eat him up for breakfast food. Love didn't slow him down...Yet!

Je Suis Désolé

2011-11-12T08:59:00.004-05:00

Bonjour! It's been a little past 1 year since my last post and I apologize to those that waited for so long. I actually had my doubts with Monsieur Eggslisir and had to rethink/reorganize the directions for my creation. Have I found a solution? Perhaps not. But instead I found out that a lot my friends and a few people that I don't know were asking me about Monsieur and eager to see the next post. So here I am, back to my sweet monster and ready to begin another journey. Shall we begin?

Mon Amour

2010-09-19T16:53:00.004-04:00

After 5 months of this nonsensical rat race, the police actually decided to hold off on the search of Monsieur the cereal killer until they find more evidence.

It was a peaceful fall day in the city when Monsieur was finally able to walk down the streets without feeling chased. He walked into his favorite French Café on Amsterdam and 83rd. He wasn't too surprised to see the packed café because it was famous for its fine pastries. After being seated by the window, he ordered a cappuccino with a strawberry cake. That moment, he heard a beautiful voice in front of him saying, "Excuse me, but I am a vegetarian who doesn't eat eggs. Do you have any pastries without eggs inside?" Monsieur couldn't believe what he just heard. Indeed, it was love at first sight.

Chiot

2010-04-02T15:16:00.001-04:00

Spring has finally sprung and Monsieur is yet again on the run.

Away he goes with all those whisks, taking another breathless risk.

Running as fast as he can down the hood,

he doesn't forget to span the good.

What is this? An adorable Chiot!

Monsieur forgets the race and pets the little Chiot!

But Monsieur, don't forget to clear your trace.

Volé

2010-02-19T15:15:00.005-05:00

While Monsieur finds a way to escape from the boys in blue, he decided to remove all the whisks that exist in people's kitchens. Hopefully he'll have enough energy to retrieve all of them and let's just pray that nobody gets in his way. We know how that's going to end...

Jeune

2010-01-29T08:57:00.006-05:00

When Eggie was little, he didn't have many friends. His classmates were the offsprings of well-known, important families from all around the world. For example, one of his green classmates, Broc Li's ancestry traces back to the Brassicaceae family from Italy, being considered the kin of importance since the Roman Empire. Boc Choi is no exception. Boc Choi's ancestors existed since the Ming Dynasty and sooner or later they moved to Korea. Unlike his comrades, Eggie has a rather messy ancestral history. It's hard to trace when and where they've originated from but it's definitely not as rich as his classmates'. Because of his insignificant background, Eggie was always picked on by his mates.

Maman

2010-01-17T10:36:00.004-05:00

It's been 8 years since Monsieur discarded the name Eggie Powder. As he was coming out from the barber shop, he noticed a young pudgy boy getting scolded by his mother. Monsieur wanted to forget about his past and his mother because it reminded him of all the wrong things that he was doing in life. The past was very tragic and gloomy for him; hence, the abnormal killing. As a stream of yolk slithered down his forehead, Monsieur felt a bit nostalgic and sympathetic for once.

Ne Détester Pas!

2010-01-14T12:14:00.003-05:00

Because of the run, Monsieur aged rapidly. He wasn't always a killer. Unfortunately the world is not always on his side and lots and lots of betrayal led to the current Cereal Killer. Monsieur is very selective with his prey. He only aims for those that try to eat him for breakfast food. But besides that, he is a very shy, animal loving and helpless lonely soul. Just don't try to get him upset because he'll crack up and lose his yolk. Monsieur is on his way to some of his friends for help... Would they be able to help him or just become one of those many cadavers left alone...

Merry Christmas!!

2009-12-19T10:36:00.001-05:00

Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas!

Happy Holidays Everybody and see you in 2010. Till then, stay warm!

Happy Thanksgiving

2009-11-22T12:17:00.005-05:00

Yes I have misspelled it but Happy Thanksgiving! Monsieur will be back in 2010 with much more exciting contents. There will be a lot of adventurous mishaps happening more often in 2010 so please wait for Monsieur! Until then, take care and happy holidays.

Cache-Cache

2009-10-10T15:15:00.004-04:00

Monsieur has left a note saying, "Monsieur will be in disguise...". Where could he be hiding?

Où est il?

2009-10-06T14:14:00.001-04:00

Monsieur is on the run and he is nowhere to be found. Where could he be hiding? The creature is unleashed and it's important to find him as soon as possible before he creates more "mess".

Oops!

2009-09-22T11:00:00.000-04:00

Slowly one by one started to question this "Monsieur" guy because after his visit, their loved ones would disappear with only a trail of red stain. Monsieur Egg Sli-sir's neighbors asked the town sheriff to investigate this matter and these words dispersed rapidly. The odd part is that nobody really knows Monsieur nor do they know where exactly he lives. Where could he be right now?

En Fuite

2009-08-19T18:13:00.000-04:00

Some old lady tried to whisk him out so Monsieur stole the old lady's whisk and is on the run.

Parti

2009-07-20T09:39:00.000-04:00

Monsieur's first Real Real Party in the City. Having fun, eh?

Dynamite

2009-07-06T21:26:00.000-04:00

Uh oh...watch what you're doing!!

Duper

2009-06-14T09:06:00.000-04:00

Don't be fooled by Monsieur!

J'ai déménagé à North Bergen, NJ

2009-06-05T10:51:00.000-04:00

Back in Business.

Monsieur moved to North Bergen, New Jersey. It's really close to NYC and the view of Manhattan is just speechless. He hasn't made many friends yet but the party has just begun. Come visit Monsieur if you're around but he can't promise you that you'll get back home safe and sound because he has a very very bad habit that you all already know.

Toutes mes félicitations

2009-05-26T10:31:00.000-04:00

Monsieur finally graduated from college.

I'm sorry that I haven't been updating since late March. I've been busy trying to finish my last semester in college and finally I'm no longer a student. I'll update more often now that I have a lot of time on my hands.

Pimped

2009-03-30T23:04:00.001-04:00

Eggslisir got pimped!

Occupé

2009-03-20T20:40:00.000-04:00

Je m'excuse— I've been quite busy lately...Too busy..

Musée

2009-03-01T14:44:00.001-05:00

4/4

La Famille

2009-02-21T13:50:00.000-05:00

Mon Amour

2009-02-15T10:46:00.001-05:00

He's just not that into you!

J'aime manger la glace

2009-02-08T11:12:00.000-05:00

2/3

Qui est Monsieur Egg Slisir?

2009-02-03T22:20:00.000-05:00

Many people asked me, "who is monsieur?" or "what a weird character...how did you even come up with him?" haha..well...ok so I'm taking this packaging class right now and my task is to come up with a well-designed hang tag for an egg slicer. Ok, c'mon now, this isn't the most exciting packaging project, so in order to ease my boredom, I came up with this odd character that absolutely makes NO SENSE!! But that's the best part. Because it makes no sense, I can just make this character do random stuff.

Name: Monsieur Egg Slisir real name is Eggie Powder

Age: Rotten enough to be unpleasant

First appearance: 01/28/09

Ethnicity: Egg white with a little dribble of yolk

Many people think he's French because he likes to think himself as a Frenchman but his knowledge of French is very very little. In fact, he makes mistakes very often. He's originally from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and he speaks a little bit of everything: Spanish, English, Japanese, French, Korean and Italian— a.k.a. gibberish. Monsieur is very short tempered so he easily boils up but he also likes to crack jokes so he's not that hard to get a long with. Just don't try to get on his bad side...you might disappear. Anyway, I hope you find him entertaining.

Super Bowl

2009-02-01T15:53:00.000-05:00

Oh non! Zee yolk

2009-01-31T13:52:00.001-05:00

Faites Gaffe!

2009-01-30T20:01:00.000-05:00

Pasteque

2009-01-29T18:00:00.000-05:00

1/1

The Creation of Monsieur Egg sli-sir

2009-01-28T11:10:00.000-05:00

Hello everybody, I would like to introduce you to my latest creation— Monsieur Egg sli-sir. He is an egg with upper & lower limbs just like us (creepy? oh yea!) and by the way, he is a cereal killer. He gets rid of anybody and anything that tries to cut him into pieces during meal time. But he is very fragile so when he gets nervous, he has a small leaking problem— zee yolk. I'll be monitoring him daily and updating his status.